CD Player Cup Holder

Would someone like to make a cup holder that looks like a CD player? We all know the joke about the novice computer user calling tech support and reporting the the computer’s cup holder broke. It’s either an urban legend, a planned joke, or a naive novice computer user or maybe more than one of those. What is needed, methinks, is a 3D printed version of this!

I’m too busy on other projects so I just thought I’d mention this idea to the collective to see if anyone liked it well enough to model it. Just an idea.